the turk returns

By skyedog

POND LIFE

MERHABA ALL

ANOTHER HOT STICKY DAY....NOT MUCH SUNSHINE AT ALL.
I`M NOT REALLY COMPLAINING..I`D RATHER BE STRIPPED
OFF THAN COVERED IN LAYERS OF CLOTHS TO KEEP WARM.

I WENT UP TO `SUMMERHILL` WOODLAND PARK TO TRY
AND BLIP A FEW `BIRDS` (FEATHERED ONES TONE)...THEY
HAVE A FEEDING STATION JUST FOR BIRDS, WITH PEEP HOLES
TO LOOK THROUGH AND WATCH....NO FEED IN SIGHT, HENCE
NO BIRDS! IT SEEMS THEY GET QUITE A VARIETY OF BIRDS
`DINING` THERE...JUST NOT TODAY...MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE
SAVED SOME OF MY HAM SARNIES FOR THEM...SO I HAD A
WANDER AROUND THE PLACE, AND CAME ACROSS THIS `POND`
WITH A `NO SWIMMING` SIGN NEXT TO IT. I STAYED JUST
LONG ENOUGH TO BLIP...BEFORE I WAS ATTACKED BY MILLIONS
OF FLYING MIDGES...THE PLACE WAS FULL OF THEM, NO SIGN OF
LIFE IN THE POND...NO FISH..TADPOLES...OR FROGS....MMMMM
MAYBE THEY READ THE `NO SWIMMING ` SIGN?

ANYONE FOR TENNIS....WOULDN`T THAT BE NICE.


TURK (ON SAFARI)

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