Wardrobe tales

Today we hired a van to pick up the Mullion pub wardrobe, kindly helped by my cousin. It was not exactly the most portable of objects but removal of the doors helped make the sections lighter and it all just fitted in the van along with the dressing table.
However on arrival at our house, a bend in the stairs proved too much of an obstacle. Rather barbarically the only solution was to saw it in half which was done and then it was a piece of cake to install it in the bedroom, As can be seen, I am pleased to report that it is hard to tell the injustices it was subjected to,