How'd ya like them apples?

"Granny Smith," he said " I'll come and visit on the 4th of July."
Hhrrrmmph.

"You're the apple of my eye." He said
Yeah, Right!

"Granny Smith where would we be without you - you're apple pie."

Not me, Dear. If you don't turn up in 5 minutes. I will squeeze your pippins till they squeek.

Happy 4th of July over there in USA. Will barbie a chitlin (whatever that is) in your honour.
Wot a lovely hot day. More,more, more.