E.T

Evening all.

Some places the locals wake up in the morning with mysterious intricate shapes and circles carved into the corn fields, possible evidence of extra- terrestrial activity.

We, on the other hand, wake up in the morning to find, not shapes in the wheat fields, but the debris left by the local Exit Society's night time "parachute yourself to eternity" annual jaunt. In which they leap out of aeroplanes with oversized. faulty parachutes strapped to their fronts and large black coffins on their backs

inconsiderate i call it, how can the aliens abduct men of the soil or deface our corn fields if they're in danger of being knocked out of orbit by falling manic depressives with a death wish....

night all


Katy Perry