Life's a Beach.......

So.....there has been much debate on the subject of Muirfield (host of this years' Open Golf) not allowing ladies to become club members....

Apparently, our First Minister is showing his disapproval by boycotting the event.

I am also going to display my feelings by not attending. I might watch it on tv - but only in the company of gentlemen who are not wearing a shirt and tie. I shall ignore any pleading calls from Peter Alliss....and I definitely won't be putting a pound on Justin Rose to win......

That'll show 'em....