glowy wormholes

For some reason this year she hasn't had the horrendously jellified swollen eyes which start in the second week of June and last till the end of July, which is quite a surprise considering she can't take any steroids or anti-histawotsits. But she HAS had the unsleepables most nights thanks to sinus pain and blocked up itchynozzers which have forced her to lie on her back, which has caused a lot of back pain and dead legs, which has made her irritable and naggy, which has obviously made me the badmanontheblock more than once. Despite me fluffing up her umpteen pillows and cushiony things in a caring fashion (admittedly before I put the earplugs back in to drown out the pregnantified snoring).

This gadget is supposed to offer natural therapy for hayfeverites (and we've evidence it does actually work providing you stick with it and start using it well before the pollen season kicks in) although what is exactly natural about shoving two glowing red tubes up your nose three times a day is anyones guess.