Lady bored......

Tonight, I'm doing what I always do when I'm slightly fed up.....I'm having a grooming session.

It is so hot, that I am writing this dressed in nothing but my bra and knickers. I'm sporting a face pack, leg wax, and a hair conditioning treatment ......my feet have been buffed with a machine that resembles an industrial floor sander, and my toenails are filed and ready for a respray with a new sparkly aqua varnish.

Bet you're glad I didn't go for an SP......