The Strawberry Cow

It lives in the same garden as the golden pig.

A stressful day - it's not my favourite thing to deal with bureaucracy.  Questions and required information are invariably framed in wholly inappropriate hugely formal German.  Totally overwhelmed almost to the point of panic - sweat pouring off me (no exaggeration).

No one in the bank is allowed to help.

There was a hasty retreat home.

My version would be:
Which account are we sending money to?.............
What's the IBAN?.....
What's the BIC?......
How much?.........
What's the bill number?....
Your name?......
Account number?.....
Sign here

Such a simple soul.