Onion

See LARGE.

Indulge me if you will. This is (of course) a brown onion. Either I am going quite mad ... some might argue I started OUT that way ... or else, the longer I stare at it, the more it resembles some ponderous megatheriidae style mammal (think giant sloth), slowly raising its head to take in its surroundings.

Mind you, if it IS a mammal, it badly needs a crash diet.