Waiting For The Call

"Right chaps I've called a special meeting because of the Royal birth"
"Why?"
"Because one of us may get the call, after all every baby needs a bear"
"Well it won"t be one of us!"
"Why not, George will need a bear!"
"Right then who's going to go?"
"Well we will have to draw straws"
"No i think we should have a secret ballot"

The meeting is expected to go on for some time!