Ausländer

By Auslaender

Remember, Remember The 5th Of November

The first line of a very Bitish rhyme about someone who wanted to blow up parliament.

It may well apply to the USA today as well.  We'll not name him but see if you can guess who it is from these nicknames:  Darth Tax Evader, Commander In Beef, Putin's Pee Pee Pal, Tangerine Twitter Machine, Don Whoreleon, Napoleon Bone-Aspur, Nostra-Dumbass, All Caps-Tain Kangaroo, His Flatulency, Donald Duck the Draft, Tannibal Lecter.

All of those are courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel & his writing team.

Feel free to come up with your own.

Genuinely worried about the outcome of that election.  The fact that it is so close in the polls is just nuts.  And one side is already claiming massive voter fraud (again), that the election is rigged (again), that the voting machines are flipping votes (again).

I hope this loser is consigned to being the non-entity he always has been.  He's not a genius - he's a tantrum in a badly fitting suit.

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