Take one lad..........

Wonderful walk around the woodland walk this morning with the eldest grandsprog, he has condescended to spend the night with his grandparents but has declined the option of joining us for a venison steak dinner, preferring to raid the fridge for whatever he can find.

Just behind his ear you may spot a pink dot with a white dot attached; that is the Garden Fairy with Flossie attached, before we came ashore from the round trip on the King Harry Ferry she had been ensconced in "innocent conversation" with a former member of the Royal Navy who now lives at the house behind her. Tropical! Leave her for five minutes and she's back to her old ways.

The brat is being taken to see his great grandma this afternoon, "Nanny Beads" the old boy may have a siesta.

Rant: Tourists who sit on the ferry itchy arsed revving their Chelsea tractor engines look proper dipsticks when they stall as they encounter the hill and tight turns on both sides. Tourists who insist on walking around an industrial ferry in bare feet "because this is Cornwall dwahling, anything goes," ask for what they get.