#festivalfestival

Posters for shows are all over Festival City, and I've had to adopt the "Edinburger In A Hurry To Get Across Town " defensive position early this year.

It's a simple 3 part move that I thoroughly recommend to anyone who has to traverse any part of the city centre over the next 5 weeks:

1. Focus on your destination and avoid any eye contact
2. Hands in close to your body to avoid any flyer into hand slippage
3 A subtle balanced and weaving power walk to skilfully navigate round those who insist on stopping every 5 seconds, and those who suffer from one door syndrome.


Ah, #FestivalFestival - welcome, enjoy...and roll on September! :P