If you weren't a human bean ...

... What kind of bean would you like to be?

A Runner Bean, maybe? Then i could sprint the Camino, Bolt-Farrah style.

But can you get any more deluxe than a Broad Bean, so cosy and comfy?

At The Broad Bean Pod Hotel, you'd have to ask

"Do you have any room womb?"

Ah well, it's given me a broad smile anyway ;).