The Great Car Park in the Sky

After running for a solid five years, Kiefer finally failed his MOT. Like most of his endeavors, he didn't half-ass it. Kiefer failed hard.

Some say he was more boat than car,
Others that he was more rust than framework.
All I know,
Is that he was worth one third of his original cost in scrap.

Goodbye Kiefer, you will be missed.