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This is Lucy

This is Lucy. She used to hunt but has now decided to become a house cat. She used to drink from the toilet but has now decided to pee in the shower instead.
I don't really mind since it's better than having bits of bunny all over the place.
When I asked her about how she felt regarding having to pee in the shower she said that she didn't really mind since it saved her having to secretly pee in my shoe.

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