The mermaid bondage dance off

On Saturday I got pummelled into a lot of wedding dresses and it was the first time I braved a fishtail and i kinda liked it despite it being three sizes to small. Now I am conscious of the fact that every curve and bump will be on show but I am also worried I won't be able to walk or dance in one. So tonight with the aid of a skipping rope a did a bit of mermaid bondage and tied me knees together. I pranced across the landing, walking and shaking my thing until the boy came up and told me to stop as I was close to falling head first down the stairs.

The verdict: I can't dance in fishtail dresses even sober with slippers on let alone drunk with heels on. So as my bestest suggested there is only one thing for it - two wedding dresses, fishtail for day, 3/4 length for night! Sorted, we just won't tell the boy till the big day when he is so head over heels in love with me that he won't shout!