Rent-a-jellyfish - Special Offer

Fellow blippers, may I offer you a new service of rent-a-jellyfish.
Similar to rent-a-gull , jellyfish can be handily found in a shot in beaches at the moment around the UK, especially at Seamill and Ardneil beaches.
Special Offer - for today only you can receive a free Springer Spaniel that loves to play fetch constantly, vaguely obedient, and has a habit of not coming home when you need to go out for dinner.