What a waste...

The chickens are churning out eggs, but 'fake' broody hens are sitting on them all day, so the eggs are useless as food. Then these fungi have started popping out of the lawn, but we daren't eat them, in case they are nasty ones.
So essentially what we have here is fresh, natural foods which are only good for one thing.... a still life photo.
Pleasing shapes and colours at least.