Mum, My Eyeballs Are Sweating!

Earlier on today:

Little Ginger Boy: Mum, I can't wear my sunglasses, my eyeballs are sweating ... can eyeballs sweat?

Me: I don't think so, darling, it's probably just the skin around your eyes that's sweating.

Fast forward to this evening. I put my sunglasses on and go out to the shop. Well damn me, he's right. I swear to God my eyeballs started sweating! It was just like crying.

Hottest day of the year in our little bit of Lincolnshire today. With hindsight not the best day to cook root vegetable curry for tea ...