Jude's Plant

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

The plant with the purple flowers was given to Caro for her birthday by her personal trainer. It's really lovely and it is growing rapidly. Caro loves it!

The other thing Caro loves? 

Oh yeah, me.

But also

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT AUSTRALIA

We had such high hopes this year. So many of the couples seemed so well matched. And genuinely nice people!

Sigh.

And then.

THE PHOTO RANKING CHALLENGE

Every year, the brides and grooms are given the challenge to rank all of the other participants in order of attractiveness. And every year, all the brides place their own grooms at number one. 

And every year, the grooms take this challenge very seriously as a test of their honestly. 

"I'm just being HONEST," they protest as they put their partners third or fourth. 

"PUT HER AT NUMBER ONE YOU IDIOT," says Caro to the tv, but the grooms never listen. 

Things escalated this year when one of the grooms explained one of his rankings by using the phrase, "I'm not racist, but...."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just so you know, I would rank Caro number one. Try not to take it personally.

S.