Do They Actually Understand The Word 'Vegetarian'?

I discovered this epic catering fail in the Dog & Gun pub in Apperley Bridge, Bradford. It is the sort of thing which brings my urine to a temperature of 100C plus.

When this was pointed out to the staff, they grinned inanely and seemed to find it somewhat amusing. Pressed further, they gave the impression that vegetarianism is an annoying fad for which they would far rather not have to cater.

I shan't be going back there and I wish them great joy of their future arteriosclerosis. Laugh that one off, suckers.