Is it real?

In the centre of the village a house has this nice looking cat on the chimney. It has been there for as long as I remember.

Shopping trip to Lidl this morning, where I had to take issue with a woman behind me at the check out. As I was putting my shopping (very full trolley full) onto the belt. She started putting hers on too - not leaving me enough room.
People from the planet idiot are amongst us.

Before going to Lidl I had gone to the boulangerie to pick up a Vinted parcel. Went to step onto the crossing next to the entry of the Lidl car park and a small van turned right, out onto the road and passed just in front of me. I saw him lift his hand as he passed (because he realised that he'd nearly mowed me down). So I gave him a sarky thumbs up.
Was glad to get home to unpack and sit down with a tea...