Start!

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Finally! I have a start date! I've signed a contract! 

I'll be starting work at Waka Kotahi on 22nd April.

This means I have TWO WHOLE WEEKS of sitting on my b*mhole.

And yes, Princess. Definitely on my b*mhole.

Except when I'm in bed. Like above. Today it was thunder and lightning outside and poor little Crashy doesn't like the thunder. So I sat in bed with the little orange man while he made 'comfort biscuits" and calmed himself down. 

Now that I know everything is certain, I can relax a lot and enjoy these two weeks, with my lovely wife and with these adorable little cats. 

S.