Toes out......

......dip in......

COMPLETELY UNCONNECTED

Just spent the last hour reading (and watching bits of embedded archive footage) this fascinating BBC blog post on the history and failings of MI5....e.g...did YOU know it was formed as a result of a Daily Mail serialised, entirely fictional, story about a German invasion before WW1?
EDIT: the text of which I've just downloaded from Project Gutenberg for free (various formats available including 'Kindle with Images')....tonight's reading is officially sorted!

and

Possibly the best (1911) census return ever, Roger the watchdog