Honesty. Integrity.

On This Day In History
1980: Rosie Ruiz fakes Boston Marathon win

Quote Of The Day
"What's an interval?"
(Rosie Ruiz' answer to Katherine Switzer's immediate post-race question about what Rosie Ruiz' intervals were)

I never came anywhere close to winning, but at least my medals were all earned fairly.

Cut Across Shorty
And the moral of this story is, if you want to win .... cheat.