Curated just for you…

… if you are a MAGA die hard and want to show your loyalty, Dear Leader’s allies have launched PublicSquare.com, a MAGA-friendly loyalty marketplace where vendors must pass an ideological purity test to get listed: curated by the far-right for the far-right. It’s branded as “cancel-proof commerce,” a clever (?) response to all those “libtards” boycotting tRump-aligned businesses. Donald Trump Jr. sits on the board, adding just the right amount of nepotistic sleaze.

The flaw in their system? They’ve just provided a handy guide for which businesses to avoid if you’re not keen on financing the slow-motion dismantling of democracy. Just enter your zip code, and you’ll get a curated list of local businesses that proudly support forced birth, unchecked surveillance, and the end of due process. Don’t you love it when a plan works? ;)