House for rent

Today's the day ........................ to house hunt

This is a new house that has gone on the market recently.

It would appeal particularly to the sort of bird that likes to tree-creep. It has a purpose-built side door opening for easy access. The interior is cosy - but with enough space for a growing family. The bespoke external cladding has been crafted to the highest standards and is specifically designed to fit in with the natural environment in which the house is situated.

Demand for this original and innovative build is expected to be high and an early notification of interest is recommended...........................