Here's not looking at you...

Maud: Which way?

Pud: This way...

Maud: This way?

Pud: No, this way...

Maud: Stop moving.

Pud: What?

Pause

Maud: Are you trying to play tricks with my mind?

Pud: Would I?

Maud: Do cats poo in the flower bed?

Pud: (smiles)

Yes they do. And it is not a snackette, Maud.

Back by popular demand. I had to catnap him at 7 o'clock this morning and leave him in the house. Go swimming, come back photograph him and release.