Belly Rub, Plz? - Don't Fall For It, It's a TRAP!

The neighbor cat, LGK (Little Gray Kitty), was on the porch from the wee hours of the early morning on. He's been doing double shifts for weeks, except for the power outage, when he put in TRIPLE shifts, even taking on some mechanic duties. And let me tell you, the work is EXHAUSTING.

I walked out the front door to go ride my bike, and he got up off the chair on the front porch, where he'd been snoozing. And he followed me down to the driveway, where he commenced to roll, baby roll. It looks like he wants a belly rub. 

Oh yes, that white, thick floof is so inviting, isn't it? But let me warn you: it's a TRAP! If you put even one hand on that belly, you will get rabbit kicks so fast and so hard that your head will spin!!!! Believe me, I know!

I wanted a song for "caught in a trap," and so here is Dwight Yoakum, with Suspicious Minds. Skip the first minute and a half, which is just some weird dude spinning a wheel; the music starts around 1:30. Enjoy!