If you see me walking down the street......

What a day. 

Started with traffic lights.   In front of the new traffic lights on the six minute drive to my office, which extended the drive to 15 minutes. 

Then the stairs.  I refuse to give in to the stairs, even though I have now found the lift. 

Then there was the rape. 

I cannot show you the photos, it does not do the situation justice. 

One minute, the mum was sitting with her eggs on the nest, and her prior year baby, which was pacing up and down and making a toddler type noise.... you know Peeeeeeeeeep, and then out of no where, a BIG one arrived and JUMPED, I kid you not, this monster JUMPED on the toddler, to such an extent that the toddler was flattened to the ground. 

And it jumped and jumped, and the toddler shouted PEEEEEEEEP PEEEEEEP.   And the mum sat on her nest and said "ARKKKKK ARKKKKK  and made random pecks at the Rapist. 

job done. He upped and flew off.  I watched the Toddler for a moment, and eventually they stood up (I'm not sure if it was a girl or a boy, and I am unsure if Boy/ Girl seagulls have sex in the same way, (something else for me to google).  

The Boys in the office said "please do not google that in the office", so I didn't.  But they all too went "Oooh no" when the toddler started to move towards it mum, and it was limping soooo badly, I think it may have broken its leg in the attack.

Can you believe it?  I was so stressed I had to go for another coffee. 

Then I left.  And was waiting to turn right on our road.  The car in front of me was able to go on green, the lights were changing to amber, and i had started to turn, and the car heading towards me from the town, suddenly put their foot down and raced at me.  

I had to slam my brakes on, and the evil driver (probably related to the Seagull) shot past me, leaving me sitting in the middle of the road on red. 

My hand was out that window and I was making all sorts of gestures. 

I had to have 3 jaffa cakes when I came home to calm down.   

Ill be going to bed early again.