He gives so much of himself…

So Dear Leader is visiting the Middle East as his first foreign trip. Asked if the trip would profit him directly, his press secretary, with all the indignation she could muster, said: “It’s frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that he is doing anything for his own benefit. He left a life of luxury and the running of a very successful real estate empire for public service. This is a president who has actually lost money for being President of the US.”

Yup, she said this. For real. No sarcasm intended. Eyes wide open (brain probably shut down though…)

She must have forgotten the $2.9 BILLION he recently added to his fortune, thanks to his dabbling in crypto, including the release of the $TRUMP and $MELANIA meme coins. He was also just gifted a flying palace from Qatar , valued at some $500 million (those gold toilets are an obsession of his). And, of course, the “fee” of $100,000 he charges to those who’d like a private chat with him, as well as the modest $5 million which will secure you a residency into the US.

Which reminds me: today, his regime’s officials warmly welcomed the first batch of white South Africans granted the status of refugees for “being victims of anti-white racial discrimination and race based genocide” which in his word is “a very bad thing.” I’m sure master racist Muskrat was besides himself with joy….

To close the day, Dear Leader once again claimed victory to a problem he created himself: the tariff war with China. That follows what is by now a familiar strategy: create a problem, blame someone else for it, “solve” the problem you created yourself, come out like a hero…

And so we start another week of non-sense in the good old US of A.