Crocodile Northampton

"That's not a knife...
THIS is a knife!"

My uncle.
And his Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 200-400MM F/4G ED VR IINikon 200-400 lens which has an anti-reflection Nano Crystal coat to drastically reduce ghosting and flare, along with four ED glass elements housed in a state-of-the-art magnesium body.

And I took its picture with an iPhone.
It doesn't seem right, does it?