Chipped tooth and blood everywhere

I fell over in a car park … we’d just had lunch for Lou’s birthday and I ended up making it all about me .. I tripped over my own feet . My sister in law passed out from the amount of blood I left on the tarmac …. Now I’ve got a dentist appointment to look at my chipped tooth, what a numpty .
You’ve got to laugh though because it could always be worse ;-))