Week One of Retirement..

I'm smashing it and somehow more productive than when I had a job!
Seen my Auntie twice — no juggling, no calendar Tetris, just turned up like a proper niece.
Started each day like a smug wellness influencer — yoga, pilates, and a bit of “ohm” before breakfast.
Washing basket EMPTY. That’s beds changed and everything!
Been “out out” three times on a school night — no alarm, no regrets.
Almost packed for the road trip... emphasis on almost, but it's a soft launch.

In short: no job, no stress, no crusty packed lunch. Retirement's off to a blinding start.