Plums

The weight of the fruit has pulled the branches down so low that everyone gets tea-bagged on the way up the path and again on the way down. Add your own jokes.

Otherwise I've spent too much of the day looking for an old barbecue grate that was both potentially useful so worth keeping but also would fall over and generally just be in the way that it might well have been thrown out. 

Progress in attaching a new heating element to the cabinet of the smoker just need to get to the local hardware shop for some spring washers and nuts and then I can rewire the thing and check that it works.