Bullseye

Unpleasant night - stomach cramps and vomiting. No idea why. Oh well. Felt fine in the morning.

In the afternoon we made a quick trip to a nearby ‘retail park’. E went in to return some items and I waited in the car. While I was sat there minding my own business, some seagull with a bowel issue decided to redecorate my car. Absolutely splattered - all down the windows, roof, bonnet and drivers side. I counted over 30 ‘hits’.

Washed the car.