When I first saw you...

I have long listed after a glue gun 

I bought one last year 

I have waited until an appropriate time to use it 

I have made bunting for the allotment.

There are points I need to alert you to about glue guns 

Number 1. They don't come with enough glue for much 

Number 2. They are really bloody hot 

Number 3.  If you push the glue in before the other one is finished the glue pours out the other end 

Number .4. If you try to wipe said glue which has fallen out the end you will (a) burn fingers and (c) stick to table