Abandoned Skoda by canal towpath

"You can’t park here sir."
"Why not?"
"It will create a disturbance on the towpath."
"How’s that then, officer?"
"Before long, small children will be jumping in and out of it with glee."
He was right. In a short time there were some overly excited kids clambouring all over the thing. "Do you like our car, mister?"