Never in a month of ......

......Saturdays.......

Chap in tie: Hey, can you see what I see?
Lady in hat: Well I think I do, but I can't quite believe it!
Chap in tie: So are we expecting royalty or a visiting foreign dignitary then?
Lady in hat: Not that I know of......maybe she's just finally lost her marbles....
Chap in tie: But that's definitely a mop and bucket isn't it?
Lady in hat: Yep, AND the bucket is full of hot water and industrial strength detergent.....
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Chap in tie: Can you actually remember what colour the kitchen floor is?
Lady in hat: Er, not really......

(with thanks to Fritz Lang and the cast of Metropolis for this emergency blip/screenshot)