Catholic church.

Went today for a funeral of a friend I hadn't seen in a while .Someone at the Coffee Morning said Judy had died.
I caught the Metro (nae botha Chris.good eh?) Walked to the Church which was empty?? The Priest appeared and said the funeral was yesterday.Oops!
I'll be late for my own !
When I told my son who has lived in the next street he don't know the Church was there.Mind you it can't be seen from the road as it's surrounded by houses to get to it you need to go down a short road.
Well I know what I mean.