Cornflowers
And poppies and those things that always get misnamed here as daisies.
When it takes you 10 minutes to get up and put your trousers on, there really is a problem with your back. Exactly what happened to me today.
Time to go to the doctor and have them tell me that there is a problem with my back. They will then refer me to a clinic where there are no appointments for 6 months.
When you get to that appointment, a consultant (with both eyes fixed on saving money) will tell you "Ooh that's got to be pretty unpleasant". And then we congratulate him/her on their skills as a diagnostic doctor. Sherlock Holmes could not do better..
All of this is just a long winded way of saying "Ow" or "Aua" if you'd prefer.
Look, it was so painful that I had to cancel my donkey duty. Never an easy thing for me. Those donkeys are great but it's hard work with a lot of bending, not something that I can do at the moment.
We'll see how hard it is to get out of bed tomorrow.
Oh and this is funny.
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