Running? My arse!

Some email negotiations about Heather the Landy. Silly money!
At lunchtime, L and I took the girls to Fabulous Luton Airport.
In the evening, the DIY helpline came into play.
M had removed some radiators to allow the painter to get behind them.
But the valves weren’t quite sealing the pipes.
And the Screwfix app would not load for him. Would I order some capping kits to be delivered Express (“as soon as 20 minutes”).
Then a subsequent call. The kits weren’t what he needed. They were designed to cap a pipe rather than to screw onto the threaded take-off that he was left with. Would I order some 22mm end caps to be delivered Express?
Third call. The caps wouldn’t fit.
After a bit of video-calling, I deduced that his (big, cast-iron) radiators were imperial thread. Would I order…
He had a bad evening.
Spent about £45 - including £15 worth of Express Delivery fees! And missed his cycle club ride.
I told him to go out anyway and he ended up with a PB around Richmond Park which went some way to cheering him up.
L and I went out for an evening run - testing the new , professional cani-cross belt…