Home Comforts

It was a lovely break but it's always nice to come home. There are the usual welcome sights in the garden.

A last memory from the campsite:

In the ladies facilities a small child is standing by the sinks, waiting for her mummy. Increasingly fidgety, she suddenly calls out 'mummy, why are you taking so long?' Mummy, at a much quieter level, responds 'it's an all in one'. 'Ahh,' responds the child, clearly fully trained in the coded language. 

She continues to wait and fidget. Finally, exasperated, she walks up to the door, presses her ear to it and speaks in a loud stage whisper 'mummy, are you having a poo?' There was a very quiet, strangled reply but at this point I had to leave the building rapidly. 

The moral of the story? Plan your cover story carefully, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. :-D