Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get better reception on his iPhone.

I was in a new bar in Broughton St last night.
Siobhan Redmond and Alexei Sayle were sitting behind me.
Is that the weirdest combo or what?
Siobhan Redmond and fucking Alexei Sayle. In a foursome.
They went for dinner at the French place upstairs.

I'm not a stalker. Just nosey.
Ok, maybe a bit.

Not our first encounter.