CPR not required

It was busy at the Vico this evening after work. Loads of young ones having fun in the water. 
As I climbed up the steps to my usual Vico diving spot, a gang of about 10 teenage girls were laughing at me. They asked me if I was going to jump. I replied that I may just dive. They laughed and one of them said that she can do CPR.
Then I soared. And managed a pretty tight entry into the water, with hardly a splash. Very satisfying it was.
And even more satisfying when I resurfaced to hear the girls clap and cheer. 
The teenage boys who were floating nearby were way less impressed by the middle aged overweight showoff...