Stromness

Bonny first thing.  I was having my first fag of the day when Lady F called me from the Sooth End slip to tell me she was half nakkit.  Now she's in our kitchen making our tea.  She said it would be a surprise.  A while later, sweating like a lampray, l heard her say, sotto voce, 'thank God for Findus'.  Carriages will be at 23.30.  Scullion is waiting on.