Not (P)Up To Par

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

I had a lovely lunch in Glasgow with both Mini Princesses and came home with The Eldest Mini Princess who is home for 8 weeks.

It’s really warm so we sat out all evening sitting in the garden. The Prince came home squiffy after a day at The Scottish Open and joined us. He showed us a picture taken earlier in the day of some of his colleagues with the golfer, Tommy Fleetwood. I fessed up to having no idea who he is.

“Tommy Fleetwood! One of the top ten golfers in the world.”

I looked down at Murphy, next to me on the garden sofa.

“Aw Murphy, you are the number one puppy in the world,” I said, giving him a cuddle.

“Yeah…but he’s sh1t at golf,” The Prince stated with the logic of someone whose first alcoholic drink was AM!

C