Cucumber

It's our Annual Village Show this coming Saturday. There are 68 classes so something for everyone. They range from cakes, bread, flowers, vegetables, preserves, eggs, wines, beer, cordials, flower arrangements, crafts, photography, the longest nettle, a Limerick which includes one of 3 stipulated words, and "spud in a bag" where everyone who wants to enter is given a seed potato and a bag, and it's whoever grows the heaviest crop (bags are emptied and potatoes weighed on the day). 
I'm entering 10 classes so far (closing is 8pm Wednesday) but I don't think cucumbers will be one of them!!
This is about the size of one of my fingers (and I've got small hands!) and I've got only one. Cucumbers would be in class 46 - "3 of any other vegetable not in schedule - judged on quality".