I'm He...........

Let me explain.
Just a routine day off for me - busy at home ticking off job boxes. Then I had to pick up my wife from work. No problems so far. I arrived early/on time, but I had to text her as she was unusually late......

The text message should have read: "I'm here hun x x x"

BUT the predictive text software in my phone thought otherwise.

Lesson learnt heterosexual here: "look before you leap" in other words check your message before sending!